A bunch of lookers…

I mean… These are what I get in my inbox. Creepy and vague and super crazy….. Oh, Okcupid.

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A picture is worth a thousand shares

Sometimes just some screenshots say more than enough..

Something tells me you will be waiting quite a bit longer
Something tells me you will be waiting quite a bit longer
The dad body and 5'6 height were super impressive, don't get me wrong.. but it was the surplus of tractors that hooked me!
The dad body and 5’6 height were super impressive, don’t get me wrong.. but it was the surplus of tractors that hooked me!
It took you 2 weeks to come to this conclusion?
It took you 2 weeks to come to this conclusion?
I am really loving the spandex shirt and the popped collar. You may also be the oldest 28 year old I have ever seen. Next!
I am really loving the spandex shirt and the popped collar. You may also be the oldest 28 year old I have ever seen. Next!

At least he is honest?

So I think all of our biggest fears with the online dating world, besides never meeting a normal guy, is potentially meeting a serial killer and ending up in a ditch.  Well sometimes you just cannot be too sure, I mean I am sure there are some super attractive serial killers who even have decent day jobs.  My most recent messenger made sure to be very upfront that he is in fact a psycho and was even kind enough to photograph the murder weapon to help with the future police investigation.

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